ROMANTIC HUSBAND

Husband and wife in bed together.

She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.

She: "Oh, that feels good. "

His hand moves to her breast.

She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."

His hand moves to her leg.

She: "Oh, honey, don't stop."

But he stops.

She: "Why did you stop?"

He: "I found the remote."